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Musings and other jangles of hoozits
The little girl screamed a giggle of tee hee hee while everything she plotted went according to plan and the downfall of everything occured.
"Prepare to be assimilated"
It's time for you to let go of your mental sanity and fall into this intelectual wormhole in space-time now.
Sunday, June 10, 2007
One last song (for those who like indie rock XD lolz)
Anyway, so i was on gvod.blogspot.com and this adorable heartwarming cartoon is what i found. With all it's subliminal comments about society and human nature. <3
Look at the peice of paper in the picture. (click for larger view)
What you might be thinking is , "What are those spots of red on that geometry semster review sheet? Could it be blood? Could it be juice?"
NO
It's CANDLE WAX!
To begin from the begining, I have finals next week (and had one on friday). So i was studting friday night for my geometry final (which is on tuesday)., And the strangest thing happend. There was a vicious lighting storm, trees fell, electricity lines fell because of trees, and all the electricity in the entire area blew out while I was studying. I the the midst of this adversity, I began to light candles And study by candlelight. Amazingly, i managed to get some work done. After about a couple hours of drudgery and working by dim cadlelight, i had moved the candle and accidently spilled hot, liquid candlewax on my paper. That's how hardcore I am. I study by candlelight if I have to.
Plus those hours i had spent some quality time with my mother with arguing (but it was funny, upbeat, and filled with wimsical laughter). When my dad came home we talked and laughed a bit more. I asked him whether he sawn any "trees" fall ont powerline when he drove home. he thought I had said "cheese". He was all like, "what?". and we laughed about that.
I got sleepy early though because of all the carbon dioxidefrom the candles.
One day, a little bunny rabbit walked up to me and twitched its little pink nose. At that moment I knew it was out the kill me, with it's hidden fangs, that i imagined to be as powerful as a truck smashing in to wall. I began to run, faster than the earth could spin, but i couldn't escape. The vampire of a rabbit kept following me. I came to the conclusion that this was becoming a bit of a problem. i decided to stand and fight the rabbit. This little bunny hopped up to me and began to lick my ankles, nibbling almost. It seemed that this snowy rabbit was tasting me before it could jump and bite me to turn me into a vampire like it. i shook it off of my foot and tried to catch it. But as i bent down to grab it, it's red eyes began to bleed and it jumped up and tried to bite me, snake-like fangs and all. Luckily, I dodged it's attack. To it's demise, it jumped into a tree and received a blunt attack to its temple and received a concussion.
In total sadness I took the poor rabbit and took it with me out of guilt at its pain and suffering. I walked down to winding paths of the dark and dismal forest. As i was strolling along a particularly bumpy road less traveled, i came across the home of a medicine man. I knocked on the door as the rabbit began to twitch in a pain while returning to the very consciousness that caused it pain. The medicine man opened the wooden portal and let us in. As if he knew exactly what happened he took the poor bunny and told me to leave. What I expected would happened didn't. As i was creeping out of the collection of walls covered in various forms of witchcraft, I saw the shadow of a figure diving a stake through something and the yelps of a helpless animal. I quickly dashed away, crying at my mistake of bringing the poor thing there. After about a half hour, i realized i was lost. I wandered around and i stumbled upon a lake. I went to take a look and fell in it. I instantly froze and slowly but surely fell to my frozen death.
----an excerpt from the yet to be written "The Many Ways I May Die" series by the author of this blog.
Location: Glass Bubble, La La Land(my head), United States
I am a carbon based life form... or so it seems. I've lost the desire to write paragraphs about myself on the internet that are likely not relevant within 3 years, so if you know me, good for you! XD. I'm more dark and mysterious than i seem. I'm crazy, maybe even insane, but i know i am the Pandora's box equivalent to intelligence. MWUAHAHAHA